26 August 2011

Friday Top 5

OK, seriously, an earthquake AND a hurricane IN THE SAME WEEK? Top 5 most likely next disasters to strike DC:
  1. Locusts (I hear they're due on Tuesday)
  2. Chuck Brown gives up go-go for bluegrass
  3. Ben's Chili Bowl shuts down
  4. Embattled mayor Vince Gray resigns in favor of...Sarah Palin
  5. The 2011 Redskins season
Stay safe this weekend, y'all!

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