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We're at the midpoint of the 2010 NFL season, and I just realized I haven't done a SINGLE football themed post yet! Shame! My Top 5 Tips for Professional Football Players:
- CATCH first, THEN run.
- When tackling, remember to use your arms.
- Stop juking - just secure the ball and run. This ain't college honey - the other players are fast, too.
- When the QB puts the ball on your numbers, catch it donkey.
- Pull off a GREAT play? Down by 20+ points? Don't celebrate - just don't. You look like a moron.
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CATCH first, THEN run.
As the descendent of Vikings, this reminds me of the advice that the less-than-brilliant Sven had to have tattooed on his forearm: "Rape and pillage: THEN burn. Rape and pillage: THEN burn." I come from a practical people.
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