- Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Shout out to my spouse, who has pointed out that Santa's a bigot, except when he needs a red-nosed reindeer to haul his fat ass around.
- Frosty the Snowman. Insipid. Who makes an entire show about a song that's not even very good in the first place?
- Martha Stewart - the Ice Queen makes me crazy. And she has NO sense of humor. Did you ever see the one where she and Julia Child are making croquembouche? Julia's having a ball and getting spun sugar all over the damn place, while Martha's all, "Mine is perfect. I win."
- Anything on the Hallmark network.
- Anything on this list (click it - it's a HILARIOUS parody).
11 December 2009
Top 5 Holiday Specials I Love To Hate (thanks for the idea, Maggie!)